Falling Down The Rabbit Hole

It's official.

I am a statistic.

"Mommy Blogs" are everywhere. Any halfwit with an internet connection and a genetic (or non-genetic) offspring has claimed the sanity-saving title of blogger. Really, who could blame them? I sure can't!

Because after all... if I have to watch Harry the Bunny just one more time, I might LITERALLY lose my shit. Who even comes up with these children's programs now days? Are you kidding me here?

WELCOME TO MOMMY NEEDS MORE VODKA!

-Vodka Mommy